here are some of the stuff my sister's english tuition teacher shared..

Church Bulletin Bloopers - These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were annonced in church services.

"The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals."

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
( xD i kinda like this one.)

The sermon this morning, "Jesus Walks On The Water."
The sermon tonight, "Searching for Jesus"

Potluck supper Sunday at 5.00pm - Prayer and medication to follow.
(i think it was supposed to be meditation)

here's my most favourite one...

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice.

xD xD xD

(someone would agree with me on this one. just that it's not choir..it's something else.)

happy erm. merdeka?

p/s being a couch potato/banana is GOOD.